Geeeeeeeeees – this is the hardest thing I have ever done. Trying to get ppl to notice my website and sign up – and I am offering stuff for free!
How would a mega-entrepeneur do this? Branson would fly an A380 over with the website on a banner behind. Trump would do a video pageant. Gates – would buy up another business already doing it – hmmmmmm – I am for sale Microsoft – oooh – and GOOGLE too, if you are interested. Hehehe, and Facebook megadudes – you too, skype or vid chat, my concept fits in beautifully and could be yours for the right price.
I know this is a great idea – so how do I get ppl to notice, ‘cos asking and begging aint working. Threats…….hmmmm – I’ll kneecap yah unless yah sigh up isnt really a good business model…….did work for The Sopranos though…. but since I am not in “waste collection” think I need another route….
GRAB A MEGAPHONE AND SHOUT: HELLO EVERYONE – CHECK TOLDYAH OUT
Not effective on a regional or national sale is it. Alrighty – coming up empty – if you have an idea please comment – in the mean time I am back to begging.
Since u r reading this – pls – help a starving mumpreneur out:
TELL UR FRIENDS AND FAMILY – GET THEM TO SIGN UP
UPLOAD VIDS AND BE HEARD!
TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
YES, yes – for my one reader, today marks a turning point – a day of pure, unadulterated excitement. Why, you ask…….. ah Mr X I can always count on you for the right response!
Today, it THE day. Unveiling the plans. With a wave of my magic wand, taaaaaah daaaaaaaaaah………its the official non-launch! Cue the fanfare, streamers and doves.
Hehe, non-launch………’cos yes, there is a live site, and yes the business model is now public (NO COPYING MSSRs BRANSON, GATES, etc etc). But it isnt actually the real site – it is a test site, so no official launch, just a little private lap dance *wink wink*
I can hear the anticipation in your sucked in breath, the inaudible muttering of get on with it…. such excitement to get to the big unveil…..patience dear reader. Modern convention means you have to get thru the ad break before you can sample the nirvana-like qualities for Toldyah in the flesh. Well, in the ether really, isn’t it.
What you are about to sample isn’t finished or even fully functioning – I talked previously about my lack of technical knowledge, and I did this myself! BTW – if you are technically challenged and want a cool website give wix.com a go – they are Aussies and it is pretty simple to do!
Well – that’s the advertising done, so on with the show – are you ready? Hold on to your undies and get ready for the ride!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN – introducing, for your viewing pleasure: TOLDYAH……… We’ll Make Yah Famous. An entertainment hub to share your consumer experiences by video. Upload a video and we’ll do the rest. Check out the reviews, make shopping fun with mobile scanning technology. Earn rewards for tell us what you’ve bought and what you thought about it!
Check it Out – and please – send me vid’s to upload – I need them ASAP to pitch to investors next Wednesday 28 July. Keep them under a minute or so, and send as many as you like. I am setting up a YouTube channel tonight and will put the link in here as soon as I can.
Woo hoo – now the ride has really started!