I’m, baaaaaaaack! Yes – back for more cynical, hysterically funny (in my mind atleast) social commentaries! The brief break in transmissions was necessary to push the Toldyah website but is now over.
But why, I hear you ask?????????
Yesterday was pitch day for MEGA. A practice pitch the previous night had been horrendous – felt like George Bush delivering one of his sterling performances hehehe. So I pulled an all-nighter and fixed it – woo hoo – more like an slick Barack Obama performance now.
How did it go???? I was happy with the pitch (it can always be better). So now we move on and keep pushing Toldyah forward and getting the word out. We also need to kidnap a Tech Cofounder from MIT and rob a bank to get the money we need to Toldyah a huge overnight success, but shhhhh, those plans are just between you and me – ok?
So if you havent been paying attention:
Toldyah is an entertainment hub to share about your shopping and entertainment experiences via video.
Check out the reviews, make shopping fun with barcode scanning. Earn rewards and special offers for tell us what you’ve bought and what you thought about it!
Tell it like it is.
Alrighty, enough being a salesman. I’ll be back with a normal post later – thanks for sticking with me!
We’ll announce the comp winner on Monday and a new comp in early August on the website.
Geeeeeeeeees – this is the hardest thing I have ever done. Trying to get ppl to notice my website and sign up – and I am offering stuff for free!
How would a mega-entrepeneur do this? Branson would fly an A380 over with the website on a banner behind. Trump would do a video pageant. Gates – would buy up another business already doing it – hmmmmmm – I am for sale Microsoft – oooh – and GOOGLE too, if you are interested. Hehehe, and Facebook megadudes – you too, skype or vid chat, my concept fits in beautifully and could be yours for the right price.
I know this is a great idea – so how do I get ppl to notice, ‘cos asking and begging aint working. Threats…….hmmmm – I’ll kneecap yah unless yah sigh up isnt really a good business model…….did work for The Sopranos though…. but since I am not in “waste collection” think I need another route….
GRAB A MEGAPHONE AND SHOUT: HELLO EVERYONE – CHECK TOLDYAH OUT
Not effective on a regional or national sale is it. Alrighty – coming up empty – if you have an idea please comment – in the mean time I am back to begging.
Since u r reading this – pls – help a starving mumpreneur out:
TELL UR FRIENDS AND FAMILY – GET THEM TO SIGN UP
UPLOAD VIDS AND BE HEARD!
TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
Nope – not THAT kind of video star…. It’s all legit!
Just register with Toldyah and start uploading ur short vid reviews – what have u bought and loved………or hated LOL.
TELL IT LIKE IT IS!
AND BE REWARDED FOR IT
I started Toldyah ‘cos I bought a phone after reading reviews – but it was the stuff I needed to see, not read that would have told me the true story! A video would have. Plus – we need to be able to get real info from our friends easily – no-one else is letting us do that!
So Toldyah was born.
There is a comp at the mo. Sign up b4 Wednesday lunch time – win prizes. Upload vids and win prizes! See here for comp instructions
TELL UR FRIENDS – GET THIS COMMUNITY UP AND RUNNING!
We have a competition running right now to celebrate the launch of the website. So no post today – just a begging letter…
please register at the website and help us get some numbers on the board, and if you are an Australian resident you could win a GIFT CARD – even more if you also upload a vid!
Check out the competition HERE
COME N HAVE SOME FUN – LET YOUR OPINIONS BE FREE!
YES, yes – for my one reader, today marks a turning point – a day of pure, unadulterated excitement. Why, you ask…….. ah Mr X I can always count on you for the right response!
Today, it THE day. Unveiling the plans. With a wave of my magic wand, taaaaaah daaaaaaaaaah………its the official non-launch! Cue the fanfare, streamers and doves.
Hehe, non-launch………’cos yes, there is a live site, and yes the business model is now public (NO COPYING MSSRs BRANSON, GATES, etc etc). But it isnt actually the real site – it is a test site, so no official launch, just a little private lap dance *wink wink*
I can hear the anticipation in your sucked in breath, the inaudible muttering of get on with it…. such excitement to get to the big unveil…..patience dear reader. Modern convention means you have to get thru the ad break before you can sample the nirvana-like qualities for Toldyah in the flesh. Well, in the ether really, isn’t it.
What you are about to sample isn’t finished or even fully functioning – I talked previously about my lack of technical knowledge, and I did this myself! BTW – if you are technically challenged and want a cool website give wix.com a go – they are Aussies and it is pretty simple to do!
Well – that’s the advertising done, so on with the show – are you ready? Hold on to your undies and get ready for the ride!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN – introducing, for your viewing pleasure: TOLDYAH……… We’ll Make Yah Famous. An entertainment hub to share your consumer experiences by video. Upload a video and we’ll do the rest. Check out the reviews, make shopping fun with mobile scanning technology. Earn rewards for tell us what you’ve bought and what you thought about it!
Check it Out – and please – send me vid’s to upload – I need them ASAP to pitch to investors next Wednesday 28 July. Keep them under a minute or so, and send as many as you like. I am setting up a YouTube channel tonight and will put the link in here as soon as I can.
Woo hoo – now the ride has really started!
Yessssssssssssssssss. It’s back! My mojo – thank you for returning my friend – was a bloody hard slog without Yah!
My long-term readers will have realised on opening the blog that
THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
Yep – time to get serious about the branding – and lots of other things too! So the corporate colours are now in play, along with logos. This will change again once the Website is up and running and incorporates the blog, but for now, we have this new look in place – ahhhhhhhhh – feels much more homey already!
Kick off your shoes, pull up a nice comfy recliner, grab a bowl of popcorn and get ready to be entertained peeps!
I am aiming high…….. I expect big things. I want to be a household name. But I need you readers to help. I promise to make the ride fun, and reward you as well.
So – why did things change: I pitched and did better than I thought I would. And I have regained the confidence in my idea that should never ever have left me! Time to revisit the schedule, move along the timelines, get some pre-launch videos done. Toldyah must start telling ppl!
Anyone wanting a bit part in some funny short spoof outtakes please let me know – can’t pay you in anything but love right now but I WILL remember your help in the future. If you can do a UK or US accent I definitely need yah!
Let’s get this moving!