The end is nigh – repent all ye Facebookers
On November 5 the world as we know it will END. Get your affairs in order people. Stock up your Farmville larders. Gather to ye all yon friends and get real life contact details for them.
FACEBOOK IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED.
Ok now – stop panicking….. it’s ok. We will go on. Make no mistake, it will be difficult. There will be no status updates. No sharing stupid viral YouTube vids of kittens fallen off the lounge. No tagging pics of mates vomiting at 4am after too many mimosas. And to contact a friend you will in fact make the effort to phone or text, or scarier still – catch up in real-time.
All right, all right, STOP hyperventilating – it will be fine, you will learn to deal with it.
Anonymous have apparently decided FB needs to meet oblivion (oblivion of course has already met Facebook – that’s why it’s so boring). Anonymous say “prepare for the post-Facebook reality”……… Oooh – scary.
Tremble in your boots people. Why can’t they do something useful and take down the bank holding my mortgage LOL. Or the electricity companies accounts departments – now THAT would make us all happy.
Anyway, back on topic – I have great news! All the Facebook addicts out there who’ve marked Nov 5 with a big black cross, DO NOT FEAR! All ye FB sinners, REPENT & REJOICE for Toldyah is your saviour! We will lift you up from the desolation of the Anonymous FB wasteland and turn your eyes to the righteous path.
Toldyah will soothe your soul, allow you to upload vids to talk to one another, feed you your daily ration of electronic data, and all without the mega goliath attitude of sucky old FB.
So come visit our lil start up – and if you want to know more, I am looking for a Tech Co-founder and financial partners….please use the form below to contact me!
Perhaps Anonymous can lend me some money?????????
Stay strong people, we shall prevail.