Here’s one we prepared earlier
YES, yes – for my one reader, today marks a turning point – a day of pure, unadulterated excitement. Why, you ask…….. ah Mr X I can always count on you for the right response!
Today, it THE day. Unveiling the plans. With a wave of my magic wand, taaaaaah daaaaaaaaaah………its the official non-launch! Cue the fanfare, streamers and doves.
Hehe, non-launch………’cos yes, there is a live site, and yes the business model is now public (NO COPYING MSSRs BRANSON, GATES, etc etc). But it isnt actually the real site – it is a test site, so no official launch, just a little private lap dance *wink wink*
I can hear the anticipation in your sucked in breath, the inaudible muttering of get on with it…. such excitement to get to the big unveil…..patience dear reader. Modern convention means you have to get thru the ad break before you can sample the nirvana-like qualities for Toldyah in the flesh. Well, in the ether really, isn’t it.
What you are about to sample isn’t finished or even fully functioning – I talked previously about my lack of technical knowledge, and I did this myself! BTW – if you are technically challenged and want a cool website give wix.com a go – they are Aussies and it is pretty simple to do!
Well – that’s the advertising done, so on with the show – are you ready? Hold on to your undies and get ready for the ride!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN – introducing, for your viewing pleasure: TOLDYAH……… We’ll Make Yah Famous. An entertainment hub to share your consumer experiences by video. Upload a video and we’ll do the rest. Check out the reviews, make shopping fun with mobile scanning technology. Earn rewards for tell us what you’ve bought and what you thought about it!
Check it Out – and please – send me vid’s to upload – I need them ASAP to pitch to investors next Wednesday 28 July. Keep them under a minute or so, and send as many as you like. I am setting up a YouTube channel tonight and will put the link in here as soon as I can.
Woo hoo – now the ride has really started!